Hey, so hear me out, Kakyoin was with the egg in him, but, when DIO kill Kakyoin, there is no Egg, so, DIO set Jouta free from Kakyoin, and DIO is the villian because now, Jouta is Free
@@anhappysomeone8790 he (jouta) was made by CLAMP which is a pretty prominent group that made a lot of popular iconic anime and mangas in the 90s. They're pretty pro-LGBT too which makes them even better. :)
retro ferdian Jotaro and Kakyoin are gay for each other, one night Kakyoin immediately gets preganant and lays an egg, which hatches and becomes Jouta. He immediately hates Jotaro but loves Kakyoin (calling him mother, which is kinda weird in and of itself), and his stand Charmy Green is named after a dish soap and can do literally everything that Star Platinum AND Hierophant Green can do and nothing new outside of that.
Dio, after seeing the sins of humanity, decided to kill Kakyoin as his last act of good to the world and entrusted Pucci to make sure that this monstrosity would never see the light of day
painhellemental 9000 Unfortunately sir, I must disagree, it’s literally just Star Platinum and Hierophant Green copy pasted together. In a world of infinite possibilities they went with the lamest option, especially since all it’s stand ability really boils down to is “emerald splash but probably less worthless”.
welcoming to *T H A T* side of youtube......what you will see now shall cleanse you if you're norminess anyways welcome to the weird side of RUclips enjoy youre stay
I actually made up a stand that could make Jouta canon but less weird- basically it can duplicate DNA and fuse it into an egg (kinda like Melone's stand but less, uh... less intrusive?). I don't know why the stand user used Jotaro & Kakyoin's DNA, but it resulted in a very confused Jotaro recieving an egg on his doorstep a few days after the events of Part 3.
He's "canonically" (I use that term *very loosely due to belonging to CRAMP) 11 years old mentally, but has a 16 year old's body-sort of a visual pun on how Jotaro and Kakyoin are 17 (I honestly can't remember Kakyoin's age) but otherwise have 30/25 year old bodies (How old would you say Kakyoin's body is? Point is they're both buff, I mean those *shoulders*!).
Ok so, technically Jouta is cannon. Because of Pucci’s alternate universes, and also Jouta could actually be the cause for one of Diavolo’s deaths, so he is canon in some random universe/reality time loop.
I laughed when I read the title, then again when I watched the video, I then googled the subject material and laughed, after re-watching the video a laughed.
Jotaro: Kakyoin.....did you lay this egg? Kakyoin: .stays silent with an upset expression his face. Jotaro: There is no fucking way a human would lay an egg this big. (Years pass) *Jotaro opens a photo revealing Jota* *Jotaro becomes ANGERY* *Jotaro folds up the photo and wraps it in tape many many times* (A Year passes) Joseph: How's Jota doing? *Jotaro gets ANGERY* *Jotaro folds Joseph and wraps him in tape*
Matsui [雪] There is an awful Jotaro x Kakyoin Doujinshi made by CLAMP that involves Kakyoin laying an egg that hatches and is his and Jotaro's love child. There are even plenty of people who like the Jotaro x Kakyoin ship who dislike the doujin. The main reasons being the awful not jojo artstyle, and everyone being out of character and watered down, +egg baby being a mistake. There was a little animation called "CLAMP in wonderland" that featured animated clips of all of CLAMP's works. You get to see Egg baby in there too.
funnymeme I don't think it was. There was another series that CLAMP made where the two main characters looked suspiciously like Jotaro and Kakyoin. It seems like they genuinely ship it. Unless you mean that just the Egg baby in general was a joke. That I can believe.
Jouta’s stand has a Japanese symbol for beginner on it’s head thus clarifying Jouta is a beginner at driving. That had to be clarified. (Why is this baby that was just born in driving school?)
*Caesar did not die for this*
William didn't die for this either.
Neither did Avdol(Abdul, whatever).
Iggy did though, he likes seeing Jotaro suffer.
What about our lord and savior DIRE
No one died for this
is this what Jonathan died for
Bryan de Padua no
it's the exact opposite
Is this what everyone before Part 7 died for?
no
Yes
is this why josuke is kira for?
When you look at your high-school yearbook.
CraftySam This comment is so underrated.
0:12 that isn't actually Jotaro, that's a fucking tumor that came out of an egg that kakyoin laid.
I'd just burn it tbh
Me
But Jotaro didn't age since high-school.
There are only three species of mammals that lay eggs: the duck-billed platypus, the spiny anteater, and Noriaki Kakyoin
Wait-
*fuck no*
WTF, 😂.......your not wrong though🤔
Echidna.
How many kakyoins are there
Jonathan: *sacrifices himself so the Joestar legacy can carry on*
The fan base:Jotua
Jonathan in heaven:...what the f***.
Jonathan is incapable of saying unnoble words
No, this *thing* broke his code.
@@brickofbruh1236 yeah just WHY and akira said it was canon
Are you aproaching me?
@@joutakujo8079" did you lay this egg kakyoin "
Polnareff: haha can anything even scare you, Jotaro?
Jotaro: ... *thinks of Jouta* ...
Jotaro: ... n o,
Josuke Higigigashikata
Jolyne*
that part in EOH where jotaro meet jolyne tho
Baseball videogames
Josuke Higigigashikata N O! N O! N O!
Steamrollers, THOTS, and a world without dolphins
Jotaro abandons yet another one of his children.
More like *E R A S E D* for good
He abandoned jolyne because he didn't want her to see his shame
Can't blame him on this one though
He abandoned jolyne because she is a terrible character
Whaddya mean he only had 2 (1 canonically)
*B E G O N E*
*E G G*
V I R G I N I T Y
no
*V E R M I N !*
*S U C C*
"What, you egg?"
[He stabs him]
We love Hamlet puns in here
10/10 +respect
Cocoa Peppermint i swear to god that’s a Macbeth pun, not hamlet
a man of culture i see, double respect to you my dude
Is this from Hamlet?
Ah, my favorite quote...
It's from shakespeare ye folks
The joestars weren't ready for such cursed images
E g g
yes. that egg-child is possesed and i want nothing to do with him.
*he's a failed abortion.*
That trash must be the work of an
ENEMY STAND USER
The Wizardknight BAKANA !
Lol
*M-MASAKA!*
TWO USERS IN SYNC, ACTUALLY
NANI!?
*OKUYASU YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO*
E R A S E
Happy Mask Salesman *E M E R A L D S P L A S H !*
D E L E T T H I S
Z A H A N D O
Happy Mask Salesman *Z A H A N D O* 👋😂💯
we need
*M O R E T A P E*
NO... WE NEED FLEX TAPE
No! We need-
Okuyasu: MORE THUMB TACKS!!!!
Vanilla ice can u help me?
WE NEED MORE POINTY STAND ARROWS
666 likes
During this whole thing the captions say “dab”
Bruh
Ikr like why
dab
Just about to comment that...
I did not notice, wot?!
Jotaro: OKUYASU, COME HERE WITH [ZA HANDO], KIRA, TOUCH THIS NOW, AND ROHAN, PLEASE ERASE THE WORD EGG IN MY MIND!!!
Yea yes yes yes
Giorno make me never reach the truth of kakyoin did u lay this egg
Oh yes
Its too late its like twoh its so strong
Jolyne: Dad I want a brother
Jotaro: Y A K A M A S H I!!!!
When jotaro's daughter is more masculine than this...thing....
He was 10
He was 10 but his legs weren't
@@NycmanTheNicestOfMen it means nothing its mudada
@@Dabajaws mudan't
Still don't know if what the OC said is a good thing or a bad thing
all of the jojo budget went into jotaro passing the photo between his hand and then wrapping it with tape. that's why part five is taking forever
I know this is an old comment but thanks you for bringing to my attention how clean that movement of passing the photo actually is
@@ozzeey9069 yup
You mean part 6
@@MegaKazooRider of course its a gacha pfp
-_-
Super Mega Arif The Epic Gamerit’s part 420691337800815
ＳＡＹＯＮＡＲＡ ＮＩＧＧＡ
Kesilis Ultar not like that
Kesilis Ultar doki doki wasn’t even out, you’re 7 months late to this comment.
@@somedrylad8338 I'm a year late
@@jeremylamarre5979 | me too
SleepyCalico lmao same 😂
Jouta is so unholy and anomalous that it should be classified as an SCP.
yes
Well, the SCP foundation actually have a guy like this
The plague doctor, he can put eggs
He's not a bird
@@marcosgonzalez4207 lol
Jouta would be probably apolyon level info hazard that even dr Cleff is afraid
This is why Kakyoin needed to die in PT 3. DIO knew what would happen if he lived. So is DIO really the villain? 🤔
He saved us all
DIO took the first napkin
Why would you say something so contreversal, yet so brave
no wonder why dio wanted to kill the Joestar bloodline
Hey, so hear me out, Kakyoin was with the egg in him, but, when DIO kill Kakyoin, there is no Egg, so, DIO set Jouta free from Kakyoin, and DIO is the villian because now, Jouta is Free
Kakyoin shoots gems, Polnareff has a sword, Avdol can control fire, and Iggy is an earth bender.
Jotaro?
Oh yeah, he punches stuff.
Rohan Kishibe
And he's the one who managed kill DIO.
Rohan Kishibe and stops time for a bit
Kakyoin Noriaki
Star Platinum has incredible precision. In all things.
Nah, he ORA ORA ORA stuff
Neptune atleast joseph has hamon and manages to defeat the ultimate lifeform.
*K* • *A* • *K* • *Y* • *O* • *I* • *N*
*D* *I* *D* • *Y* *O* *U* • *U* *S* *E* • *P* *R* *O* *T* *E* *C* *T* *I* *O* *N* • *?*
this comment me feel sad and unsafe
* K • A • K • Y • O • I • N *
*IT•GOT•HIS•EYES*
fuck
Stop
*P O L A R N A R E F F*
LOL THE TWITCH WHEN JOUTA'S FACE APPEARS
THE IRONY
Kakyoin: **dies**
Jojo fans: **makes him alive so he can lay this egg**
It's like Undertale fans taking characters from different universes and shipping them together
@@MariOmor1 its like mha fans.................................
@@MariOmor1 i saw people ship original sans with underfell sans.....
@@mageaccelerator4193 how sad I'm a big fan of Boku No Hero but...:(
I fear no man, but that *thing*
*i t s c a r e s m e*
same *s a m e*
What came first, the kakyoin or the egg?
The world
C L A M P
Both
Zoda the Jojo Fan I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard a t a comment omfg thank u
The Kakyoegg
Reminder that the people who brought us JoJo's Bizarre Married Life would go on to write Cardcaptor Sakura 5 years later.
Nah bro for real?
@@anhappysomeone8790 yeah fr
@@anhappysomeone8790 he (jouta) was made by CLAMP which is a pretty prominent group that made a lot of popular iconic anime and mangas in the 90s. They're pretty pro-LGBT too which makes them even better. :)
😧
they WHAT????
I mean
No one "blames" the design...
The way that was created, in the other hand...
Excuse me I have you know that Jouta’s backstory is one of the best I’ve ever seen
MetaGiga tell me please
retro ferdian Jotaro and Kakyoin are gay for each other, one night Kakyoin immediately gets preganant and lays an egg, which hatches and becomes Jouta. He immediately hates Jotaro but loves Kakyoin (calling him mother, which is kinda weird in and of itself), and his stand Charmy Green is named after a dish soap and can do literally everything that Star Platinum AND Hierophant Green can do and nothing new outside of that.
Jonathan Joestar with Pluck thank you
And that's why Jotaro will do everything in his power to make sure he never sees the light of day.
I have headphones and at first I thought it was mute, so I turned it up
I can’t hear anymore
Music name? :3
@@DrSalt-yl7cs the one at the end of the video is "You got curves, she got curves" from Renard, instrumental version
@@kire929 woah thanks mannn
The fact that when he wraps it in tape he speeds up makes this even more perfect
This isn't what Kakyoin died for
Thanks. You spoiled the whole fucking thing for the newcomers
@@simonoodles6174 comments are full of spoilers man
@@simonoodles6174 the internet is for spoil
@@simonoodles6174 every JoJo meme is a spoiler,,,,,
Unrelated, but I absolutely love your profile picture. Sylveon is a trans icon 💗
90 percent legs, 10 percent torso, 100 percent thot.
Oj tam, oj tam.
How can a male lay an egg?
HOW CAN A GUY GET PREGNANT?
*HOW COULD WE LET THIS HAPPEN?*
Orange
It must be the work of an enemy stand.
ask the first one to Yoshi
Seahorses....kinda
Blame Babylon. They started the slide into degeneracy with their deified, dysfunctional ruling family.
In part 5 there's a Stand that could make it possible, baby face, but the user is not interested into impregnating men so...
Did I hear Minecraft at the beginning?! **Nostalgia overload!!**
I THOUGHT THERE WAS NO MUSIC. Turns out I just had to turn up my volume. THANK U
I bet you're getting even more of a nostalgia overload this morning.
Someone using Minecraft and nostalgia in the same sentence makes me feel so old.
Woah!!11!1
Steve Is In Smash.
"it was time for -thomas- speedwagon to leave, he had seen everything"
Killer Queen doesn't want to even touch that shit.
A Person With Questionable Morals hey bruh, put some ICE on that BURN
Kira commands it to "turn that strange video into a bomb" and it just fades away instead.
For the lOVE OF GOD AND EVERYTHING HOLY *TAPE FASTER*
I'M TRYING, STOP SCREAMING
Bahahah, lmao, i laughed way harder then i shouldve😂
That is a capital I not a capital L you fucking pussy
@@dr.oktoberbread5581 nah homie, lowercase l. Captial i looks like this "I"
anyone who lays eyes on Jouta should be able to sue for cruel and unusual punishment
That would also mean you👀👀🙈
“Hey Pucci why do you want to reset the universe?”
Dio, after seeing the sins of humanity, decided to kill Kakyoin as his last act of good to the world and entrusted Pucci to make sure that this monstrosity would never see the light of day
in actuality, man did us a favor. and yet we call him the bad guy!1!1!
Egg this lay you did kekyoin?
😩🔫
This is not Great Daze.
Tonio and Josuke: *Fuses together using Crazy Diamond*
Toniosuke: Tomato Daze
Read it backwards and the meaning changes
Kinda sounds like Yoda ngl
@@matthewcheung7888 LMAO what kind of abomination would their stands become if they fused? Even Speedwagon is afraid to find out..
Underrated Jojoke
LAW MAN no u
NO U
No u
jouta would make an interesting jojo if it wasnt for his origin
Rowan could have been a part 9 Protagonist if it weren’t for the mpreg fantasy.
His stand is cool though
Give him new name. Bam. Part nine protag. I JUST WANT JOTARO BACK
Would fit in part 8 nicely.
painhellemental 9000 Unfortunately sir, I must disagree, it’s literally just Star Platinum and Hierophant Green copy pasted together.
In a world of infinite possibilities they went with the lamest option, especially since all it’s stand ability really boils down to is “emerald splash but probably less worthless”.
You can see half way through, even Jotaro was twitching while seeing that abyssmal picture.
Can we just appreciate how fucking loud Echoes' egg hitting the floor is?
DIO is the true mvp because he did an abortion on Kakyoin
Nooo
thank u
Abortion in only 0 seconds
"Doctors hate this trick"
@TheDiamondAssassin LMFAO WHYY
OMG WHYYYY XDDD ;-;-;-;-;
I clicked on this, and now my recommended videos are all weird as hell.
Why would you click on this
Me too xD
welcoming to *T H A T* side of youtube......what you will see now shall cleanse you if you're norminess
anyways welcome to the weird side of RUclips enjoy youre stay
Good
Welcome to Jojo hell
Non muscular jotaro is something the world should never see
Part 5 episode 34 disagrees with you
bruh that's not Jotaro
That’s Jouta
More like pt5 teen Jotaro
Giorno wants to know your location
The subtitles truly are a work of art
I do not know what the deal is with Kakyoin laying an egg, and at this point im afraid yo ask
"When a noriaki and a kujo love each other a lot...."
jota is 90% legs
nothing like his father
Berchie Gaming jotaro is 50% shoulders (Stardust crusaders), 50% edginess
El peliazul Joestar and 20% pimp
he was animated by CLAMP. expect weird character proportions from them.
@@vynonyoutube1418 I swear there was someone at my old high school with proportions like that. Clamp is invading the real world, and I am afraid.
90% legs 10% cursed
LMAO The fucking Minecraft music in the beginning.
Mong how did I not notice that
Mong ikr
hey...
its pretty good imo
*_A S C E N D E D_*
Ayayayayyyyy
Can we talk about the fact he taped that photo so perfectly
I have this in my "Watch later (important)" playlist from 2019 and I can see why, can't believe I forgot about this lol
He's coming back, I know it....
“Make it so.”
~ Picard
*N O*
I always come back to this video and it never fails to put a smile on my face.
*The universe didn't reseted in part 6 for this*
_reseted_
I hate you
Yes it did, Pucci was traumatized by this
i am still on part 2 why man why 👁👁,
I actually made up a stand that could make Jouta canon but less weird- basically it can duplicate DNA and fuse it into an egg (kinda like Melone's stand but less, uh... less intrusive?). I don't know why the stand user used Jotaro & Kakyoin's DNA, but it resulted in a very confused Jotaro recieving an egg on his doorstep a few days after the events of Part 3.
Kakyoin: i cant lay it without your mom
Jojo: *doubt*
we need more tape
*N O W*
(0/10 not enough tape)
We need Flex Tape and Flex Glue
and cover it with Flex seal
@@Rarok666 flex erasure
Just use The hand
I cannot be silenced
He's "canonically" (I use that term *very loosely due to belonging to CRAMP) 11 years old mentally, but has a 16 year old's body-sort of a visual pun on how Jotaro and Kakyoin are 17 (I honestly can't remember Kakyoin's age) but otherwise have 30/25 year old bodies (How old would you say Kakyoin's body is? Point is they're both buff, I mean those *shoulders*!).
Legendary Cryptid I'd say he looks mid to late twenties at least
Legendary Cryptid kakyoin is a few months younger than jotaro (part 3)
Ok so, technically Jouta is cannon. Because of Pucci’s alternate universes, and also Jouta could actually be the cause for one of Diavolo’s deaths, so he is canon in some random universe/reality time loop.
And also, off topic tho,WHY IS KAKYOIN’S WAIST SO SNATCHED
Cocoa Peppermint I WAS LITERALLY THINK THAT VERY EXACT THOUGHT LIKE DAMNNN
I stumbled upon the “Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” Meme and I need some context or I might die of confusion
@chippy i understand why this must perish now
ruclips.net/video/x6ww4Gw3n4o/видео.html
The less you know,the better
0:13
You found your browsing history from 6 years ago:
Polnareff stabs with a sword, Avdol controls fire, Iggy is an earth bender, Jotaro punches stuff..
And Kakyoin lays eggs.
Jotaro taping up the picture truly is the best exploitable Jojo meme
What kind of abomination is that?
AN WHO SAID IM THE ONE WHO LAY THAT EGG?
EMERALD SPLAAAAAAAAAAASH! ! ! !
Kakyoin Noriaki let's do a dna test and see
Kakyoin Noriaki I'm preeeety sure you're the one who laid that egg
Ah..wait no koichi laid the egg..wait.....ROHAN!!!!!
*Shrugs off the emerald splash*
Kakyoin Noriaki go back to being a human donut Mr CockYoWeen.
I laughed when I read the title, then again when I watched the video, I then googled the subject material and laughed, after re-watching the video a laughed.
How Jotaro would’ve looked in part 3 if he was really only 17 years old.
The thing is that I'm not even laughing. I'm just constantly rewatching it with a stupid smile on my face.
jotaro must have used STAR PLATINUM! ZA WARDO! to take care of that....thing.
And now I understand why Dio kill kakyoin
haha nice original joke there
Toki Wo Tomato did you know? toki wo tomato invented jouta
Pepper
exposed
the god in italian is here!
Pussy boi here
When Jouta gets an anime adaptation but Stone Ocean doesn't
If i was kakyoin i would make a kick ass omelet
When you find one of your old embarrassing pictures
How tf did I recognize that song "she got curves" I didn't even recognize bohemian rhapsody on one video
the subtitles are a work of art. I can see the dedication that has been put for us viewers
Do you know why dio make kakyoin become the donut?
Because dio have seen this before jotaro.
Jotaro should thank dio instead of killing him
*Litterally everyone who died didn't died for this walking error*
Jotaro: Kakyoin.....did you lay this egg?
Kakyoin: .stays silent with an upset expression his face.
Jotaro: There is no fucking way a human would lay an egg this big.
(Years pass)
*Jotaro opens a photo revealing Jota*
*Jotaro becomes ANGERY*
*Jotaro folds up the photo and wraps it in tape many many times*
(A Year passes)
Joseph: How's Jota doing?
*Jotaro gets ANGERY*
*Jotaro folds Joseph and wraps him in tape*
0:13
Me: Found Out That Jotaro Is Gay With Kakyoin But He Is 17-years Old
0:00 - 0:03
Minecraft, by C418
Good choice
*Wise choice*
@@Rarok666 0:04
I refuse to believe this came out 7 years ago
For once in my life, I'm on jotaro's side
ITS TOO TRUE!
Jotaro:No,this was the work of an enemy stand.
can someone explain what was going on?
Matsui [雪] There is an awful Jotaro x Kakyoin Doujinshi made by CLAMP that involves Kakyoin laying an egg that hatches and is his and Jotaro's love child.
There are even plenty of people who like the Jotaro x Kakyoin ship who dislike the doujin.
The main reasons being the awful not jojo artstyle, and everyone being out of character and watered down, +egg baby being a mistake.
There was a little animation called "CLAMP in wonderland" that featured animated clips of all of CLAMP's works. You get to see Egg baby in there too.
that's fucked up
Matsui [雪] Yeah that's pretty much the opinion of the whole fandom XD
It's pretty much supposed to be a joke, kinda sad people take everything so seriously.
funnymeme I don't think it was. There was another series that CLAMP made where the two main characters looked suspiciously like Jotaro and Kakyoin. It seems like they genuinely ship it.
Unless you mean that just the Egg baby in general was a joke. That I can believe.
"Mr Jotaro Kujo, i have a weird feeling, that my stand came from a man's asshole."
This turned out to be way funnier than I thought it would be lmao
In the wise words of Bakugo.
SHINEI SHINEI SHINEI SHINEI SHHIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEEIIIIII!
And the wise words of Dio.
SHINEI KAKYOIN!
*I've seen enough bizzare stuff in my life , but now-*
0:12
Dorime 🙏
This freaking meme was in my nightmare.. I was scared for life in this nightmare because I thought it was a spider egg
And this is why the joestar family are mostly known for abandoning their children
Jouta’s stand has a Japanese symbol for beginner on it’s head thus clarifying Jouta is a beginner at driving. That had to be clarified. (Why is this baby that was just born in driving school?)
"cartoon: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure"
_"cartoon"_
*[TRIGGERED]*
Truly a reason to reset the universe
Top 10 questions science still can't answer